Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / When we are planning for posterity, we \ | ought to remember that virtue is not | | hereditary. | | | \ -- Thomas Paine / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;