Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ /Zoid: we're nuts, but we're \ | productive nuts:) * taniwha wonders | \ what productive nuts taste like / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;