Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Democracy is good. I say this because \ | other systems are worse. | | | \ -- Jawaharlal Nehru / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;