Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A Plan for the Improvement of English \ | Spelling | | | | attributed to Mark Twain | | | | For example, in Year 1 that useless | | letter "c" would be dropped to be | | replased either by "k" or "s", and | | likewise "x" would no longer be part of | | the alphabet. The only kase in which | | "c" would be retained would be the "ch" | | formation, which will be dealt with | | later. Year 2 might reform "w" | | spelling, so that "which" and "one" | | would take the same konsonant, wile | | Year 3 might well abolish "y" replasing | | it with "i" and Iear 4 might fiks the | | "g/j" anomali wonse and for all. | | | | Jenerally, then, the improvement would | | kontinue iear bai iear with Iear 5 | | doing awai with useless double | | konsonants, and Iears 6-12 or so | | modifaiing vowlz and the rimeining | | voist and unvoist konsonants. Bai Iear | | 15 or sou, it wud fainali bi posibl tu | | meik ius ov thi ridandant letez "c", | | "y" and "x" -- bai now jast a memori in | | the maindz ov ould doderez -- tu | | riplais "ch", "sh", and "th" | | rispektivli. | | | | Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 iers ov | | orxogrefkl riform, wi wud hev a lojikl, | | kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt xe | \ Ingliy-spiking werld. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;