Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / A Elbereth Gilthoniel, silivren penna \ | m'iriel o menel aglar elenath! Na | | chaered palan-d'iriel o galadhremmin | | ennorath, Fanuilos, le linnathon nef | | aear, s'i nef aearon! | | | \ -- J. R. R. Tolkien / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;