Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I may not be totally perfect, but parts \ | of me are excellent. | | | \ -- Ashleigh Brilliant / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;