Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / I have just had eighteen whiskeys in a \ | row. I do believe that is a record. | | | \ -- Dylan Thomas, his last words / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;