Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I bought the latest computer; \ | | | it came fully loaded. | | | | It was guaranteed for 90 days, | | | | but in 30 was outmoded! | | | | -- The Wall Street Journal passed along | \ by Big Red Computer's SCARLETT / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;