Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / All men know the utility of useful \ | things; but they do not know the | | utility of futility. | | | \ -- Chuang-tzu / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;