Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / kernel, n.: \ | | | A part of an operating system that | | preserves the medieval | | | \ traditions of sorcery and black art. / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;