Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / You know, the difference between this \ | company and the Titanic is that the | \ Titanic had paying customers. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;