Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / If the English language made any sense, \ | lackadaisical would have something to | | do with a shortage of flowers. | | | | -- Doug Larson | | | | [Not to mention, butterfly would be | \ flutterby. Ed.] / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;