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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Once again dread deed is done. Canon    \
| sleeps, his all-knowing eye shaded to   |
| human chance and circumstance. Peace    |
| reigns anew o'er Pine Valley, but       |
| Canon's sleep is troubled.              |
|                                         |
| Beware, scant days past the Ides of     |
| July. Impatient hands wait eagerly to   |
| grasp, to hold scant moments of time    |
| wrested from life in the full glory of  |
| Canon's power; held captive by his      |
| unblinking eye.                         |
|                                         |
| Three golden orbs stand watch; one each |
| to toll the day, hour, minute until     |
| predestiny decrees his reawakening.     |
| When that feared moment arives, "Ask    |
| not for whom the bell tolls, It tolls   |
| for thee."                              |
|                                         |
| -- "I extended the loan on your Camera, |
| at the Pine                             |
|                                         |
\ Valley Pawn Shop today"                 /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;