Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Q: What do you call a principal female \ | opera singer whose high C | | | | is lower than those of other principal | \ female opera singers? A: A deep C diva. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;