Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / A paranoid is a man who knows a little \ | of what's going on. | | | \ -- William S. Burroughs / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;