Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / You Earth people glorified organized \ | violence for forty centuries. But you | | imprison those who employ it privately. | | | | -- Spock, "Dagger of the Mind", | \ stardate 2715.1 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;