Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The advantage of being celibate is that \ | when one sees a pretty girl one does | | not need to grieve over having an ugly | | one back home. | | | \ -- Paul Leautaud, "Propos d'un jour" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;