Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ /Knghtbrd: Using -3dfx or \ | -svga? Mercury will do | | something sane with it | | Mercury: both---svga sig11's, -3dfx | | sig4's Mercury: that's not | \ good right? ;> / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;