Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The fact that an opinion has been \ | widely held is no evidence that it is | | not utterly absurd; indeed, in view of | | the silliness of the majority of | | mankind, a widespread belief is more | | often likely to be foolish than | | sensible. | | | | -- Bertrand Russell, in "Marriage and | \ Morals", 1929 / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;