Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "On the Internet, no one knows you're \ | using Windows NT" (Submitted by Ramiro | \ Estrugo, restrugo@fateware.com) / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;