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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/  Looking for a cool one after a long,   \
| dusty ride, the drifter strode into the |
| saloon. As he made his way through the  |
| crowd to the bar, a man galloped        |
| through town screaming, "Big Mike's     |
| comin'! Run fer yer lives!"             |
|                                         |
| Suddenly, the saloon doors burst open.  |
| An enormous man, standing over eight    |
| feet tall and weighing an easy 400      |
| pounds, rode in on a bull, using a      |
| rattlesnake for a whip. Grabbing the    |
| drifter by the arm and throwing him     |
| over the bar, the giant thundered,      |
| "Gimme a drink!"                        |
|                                         |
| The terrified man handed over a bottle  |
| of whiskey, which the man guzzled in    |
| one gulp and then smashed on the bar.   |
| He then stood aghast as the man stuffed |
| the broken bottle in his mouth, munched |
| broken glass and smacked his lips with  |
| relish.                                 |
|                                         |
| "Can I, ah, uh, get you another, sir?"  |
| the drifter stammered.                  |
|                                         |
| "Naw, I gotta git outa here, boy," the  |
\ man grunted. "Big Mike's a-comin'."     /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;