Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Looking for a cool one after a long, \ | dusty ride, the drifter strode into the | | saloon. As he made his way through the | | crowd to the bar, a man galloped | | through town screaming, "Big Mike's | | comin'! Run fer yer lives!" | | | | Suddenly, the saloon doors burst open. | | An enormous man, standing over eight | | feet tall and weighing an easy 400 | | pounds, rode in on a bull, using a | | rattlesnake for a whip. Grabbing the | | drifter by the arm and throwing him | | over the bar, the giant thundered, | | "Gimme a drink!" | | | | The terrified man handed over a bottle | | of whiskey, which the man guzzled in | | one gulp and then smashed on the bar. | | He then stood aghast as the man stuffed | | the broken bottle in his mouth, munched | | broken glass and smacked his lips with | | relish. | | | | "Can I, ah, uh, get you another, sir?" | | the drifter stammered. | | | | "Naw, I gotta git outa here, boy," the | \ man grunted. "Big Mike's a-comin'." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;