Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________ / Usually, when a lot of men get \ | together, it's called a war. | | | \ -- Mel Brooks, "The Listener" / -------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;