Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / We're fighting against humanism, we're \ | fighting against liberalism... we are | | fighting against all the systems of | | Satan that are destroying our nation | | today...our battle is with Satan | | himself. | | | \ -- Jerry Falwell / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;