Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Newton's Little-Known Seventh Law: \ | | | A bird in the hand is safer than one | \ overhead. / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;