Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / There was, it appeared, a mysterious \ | rite of initiation through which, in | | one way or another, almost every member | | of the team passed. The term that the | | old hands used for this rite -- West | | invented the term, not the practice -- | | was `signing up.' By signing up for the | | project you agreed to do whatever was | | necessary for success. You agreed to | | forsake, if necessary, family, hobbies, | | and friends -- if you had any of these | | left (and you might not, if you had | | signed up too many times before). | | | | -- Tracy Kidder, _The Soul of a New | \ Machine_ / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;