Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ /Put *that* in you .sig and smoke \ | it, Knghtbrd. You know he will | \ read this :> heheheheh. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;