Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The games have always strengthened us. \ | Death becomes a familiar pattern. We | | don't fear it as you do. | | | | -- Proconsul Marcus Claudius, "Bread | | and Circuses", | | | \ stardate 4041.2 / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;