Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / * seeS uses knghtbrd's comments as his \ | signatureseeS: as soon as I | | typed them I realized I'd better snip | | them | | | \ myself before someone else did ;> / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;