Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / It is explained that all relationships \ | require a little give and take. This is | | untrue. Any partnership demands that we | | give and give and give and at the last, | | as we flop into our graves exhausted, | | we are told that we didn't give enough. | | | | -- Quentin Crisp, "How to Become a | \ Virgin" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;