Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Reading computer manuals without the \ | hardware is as frustrating as reading | | sex manuals without the software. | | | \ -- Arthur C Clarke / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;