Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / I'm pretending that we're all watching \ | PHIL SILVERS instead of RICARDO | \ MONTALBAN! / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;