Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / One toke over the line, sweet Mary, One \ | toke over the line, Sittin' downtown in | | a railway station, One toke over the | | line. Waitin' for the train that goes | | home, Hopin' that the train is on time, | | Sittin' downtown in a railway station, | \ One toke over the line. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;