Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / In Germany they first came for the \ | Communists and I didn't speak up | | because I wasn't a Communist. Then they | | came for the Jews, and I didn't speak | | up because I wasn't a Jew. Then they | | came for the trade unionists, and I | | didn't speak up because I wasn't a | | trade unionist. Then they came for the | | Catholics, and I didn't speak up | | because I was a Protestant. Then they | | came for me -- and by that time no one | | was left to speak up. | | | \ -- Pastor Martin Niemoller / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;