Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "And the next time you consider \ | complaining that running Lucid Emacs | | 19.05 via NFS from a remote Linux | | machine in Paraguay doesn't seem to get | | the background colors right, you'll | \ know who to thank." (By Matt Welsh) / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;