Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "I figured there was this holocaust, \ | right, and the only ones left alive | | were | | | | Donna Reed, Ozzie and Harriet, and the | | Cleavers." -- Wil Wheaton explains why | | everyone in "Star Trek: The Next | | Generation" | | | \ is so nice / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;