Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The law will never make men free; it is \ | men who have got to make the law free. | | | \ -- Henry David Thoreau / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;