Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "Der bestirnte Himmel ber mir und das \ | moralische Gesetz in mir" that is "The | | starry sky above me, and the Moral Law | | inside me." | | | \ -- The epigraph on Kant's tombstone. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;