Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Absence diminishes mediocre passions \ | and increases great ones, as the wind | | blows out candles and fans fires. | | | \ -- La Rochefoucauld / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;