Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The flow chart is a most thoroughly \ | oversold piece of program | | documentation. | | | | -- Frederick Brooks, "The Mythical Man | \ Month" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;