Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / I'm proud to be paying taxes in the \ | United States. The only thing is -- I | | could be just as proud for half the | | money. | | | \ -- Arthur Godfrey / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;