Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Feel free to contact me (flames about \ | my english and the useless of this | | driver will be redirected to /dev/null, | | oh no, it's full...). (Michael Beck, | \ describing the PC-speaker sound device) / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;