Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / Honi soit qui mal y pense. \ | | | [Evil to him who evil thinks.] | | | | -- Motto of the Order of the Garter | \ (est. Edward III) / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;