Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Udall's Fourth Law: \ | | | Any change or reform you make is going | | to have consequences you | | | \ don't like. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;