Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / One evening Mr. Rudolph Block, of New \ | York, found himself seated at dinner | | alongside Mr. Percival Pollard, the | | distinguished critic. | | | | "Mr. Pollard," said he, "my book, _The | | Biography of a Dead Cow_, is | | | | published anonymously, but you can | | hardly be ignorant of its authorship. | | | | Yet in reviewing it you speak of it as | | the work of the Idiot of the Century. | | | | Do you think that fair criticism?" | | | | "I am very sorry, sir," replied the | | critic, amiably, "but it did not occur | | to me that you really might not wish | | the public to know who wrote it." | | | \ -- Ambrose Bierce / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;