Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / This land is my land, and only my land, \ | I've got a shotgun, and you ain't got | | one, If you don't get off, I'll blow | | your head off, This land is private | | property. | | | \ -- Apologies to Woody Guthrie / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;