Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Whenever anyone says, "theoretically," \ | they really mean, "not really." | | | \ -- Dave Parnas / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;