Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Sun in the night, everyone is together, \ | Ascending into the heavens, life is | | forever. | | | | -- Brand X, "Moroccan Roll/Sun in the | \ Night" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;