Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Lassie looked brilliant, in part \ | because the farm family she lived with | | was made up of idiots. Remember? One of | | them was always getting pinned under | | the tractor, and Lassie was always | | rushing back to the farmhouse to alert | | the other ones. She'd whimper and tug | | at their sleeves, and they'd always | | waste precious minutes saying things: | | "Do you think something's wrong? Do you | | think she wants us to follow her? What | | is it, girl?", etc., as if this had | | never happened before, instead of every | | week. What with all the time these | | people spent pinned under the tractor, | | I don't see how they managed to grow | | any crops whatsoever. They probably got | | by on federal crop supports, which | | Lassie filed the applications for. | | | \ -- Dave Barry / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;