Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / It's the good girls who keep the \ | diaries, the bad girls never have the | | time. | | | \ -- Tallulah Bankhead / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;