Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Few sins are less forgivable in polite \ | society than offering poor | | | | people products they actively seek." | | | | -- Katherine Mangu-Ward, "Education for | \ Profit", Reason Magazine, July 2008 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;